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We're the Potter Fandom

from Greatest Hits by The 8th Horcrux

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This song is a celebration of the Potter Fandom (Duh). It was written for "Accio Awesome" and was to be sung by Trina, but we re-did it with Paul on vocals. Since he's just an all-around cooler person (not to mention a man), it sounded better.

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I never used to read anything
But no articles in magazines will not suffice
And now books less than 700 pages are a bore
Never stop to rest, read the books in a night, oh

I want to be invisible
Read faster than a Nimbus
And Rowling is responsible
She wrote the books to begin with

Magic and sorcery
I clearly remember
I always cry when Hedwig dies
And how Snape was just a spy
I must not tells lies
I do not agree that these books are a sin
We’re the Potter fandom

My best friend took a week’s vacation to re-read them
Read 4,224 pages
Now he’s grief-stricken, sobbing, crying for Dumbledore
Thinks about him now and how he really truly wept
He’ll say

I want to be invisible
Read faster than a Nimbus
And Rowling is responsible
She wrote the books to begin with

A corrupt ministry
I clearly remember
I always cry when Buckbeak dies
But they saved him and turned time
I must not tells lies
I do not agree that these books are a sin
We’re the Potter fandom

I’ll always think of dear Albus
I never liked Harry and Cho’s relationship
And now books less than 700 pages are a bore
The Potters died that day when Snape let it slip
They’ll say

I want to be invisible
Read faster than a Nimbus
And Rowling is responsible
She wrote the books to begin with

Magic and sorcery
I clearly remember
I always cry when Severus dies
And how Harry has Lily’s eyes
I must not tells lies
I do not agree that these books are a sin
We’re the Potter fandom

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from Greatest Hits, released July 16, 2013

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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