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This is one of the first parody ideas we developed for "Accio Awesome", but it took over six years for it finally to all come together. We'd like to think that the title is pretty self-explanatory.

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Voldemort stinks
To put it quite lightly
Demented and crazy
He can't duel a baby

Always, of course
He's hiding at Hogwarts
Scheming
Hating
Pontificating

I think we all know
Voldie must go
We'll knock his lights out
We'll cast a mean curse

Na-na-na-na-na-no more Tom Riddle!
Na-na-na-na-na-I'm sick of Tom Riddle!
Na-na-na-na-na-no more Tom Riddle!
Na-na-na-na-na-I'm sick of Tom Riddle!

He came back in book four
His face is an eyesore
His skin is pale and he has no hair
It looks like he OD'd on nair

I think we all know
Voldie's a dope
He tried to cheat death
And how'd that work out?

Na-na-na-na-na-no more Tom Riddle!
Na-na-na-na-na-I'm sick of Tom Riddle!
Na-na-na-na-na-no more Tom Riddle!
Na-na-na-na-na-I'm sick of Tom Riddle!

I think we all know
Voldie's a dope
He tried to cheat death
And how'd that work out?

His time has come
He better run
We'll knock his lights out
We'll cast a mean curse

I think we all know
Voldie's a joke
A powerful wiz
Who got killed by a kid

And I don't suppose
You know the deal 'bout his nose?
It musta dropped off..
Musta dropped off...
He looks like a snake

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from Fantastic Beats and Where to Hear Them, released July 1, 2016

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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