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The Lavatory Song

from Greatest Hits by The 8th Horcrux

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This is our take on toilet humor. (Yes, I know the Moaning Myrtles made that joke ages ago... But so can we!) The line "And now I haunt Hogwarts kids/When they have to go" was originally "...When they have to pee", but we decided that might be too controversial, you know, for the 4-year olds in our audience. :P This version is a slight remix from the one that appeared on "Ridiculously Wicked".

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I was inside a stall
When a snake crawled from the wall
I looked into its - eyes
And I was DOA

Now I’m a ghost in a bowl
Fate worse than losing your soul
And now I haunt Hogwarts kids
When they have to go

Livin’ by a toilet
Notice the plumbing’s broken
The sink’s been overflowin’
That basilisk was really scary

Hey, you’re making some brew
Aren’t you Harry?
My name is Myrtle
From the lavatory

It’s hard to haunt right
When you are near me
Well, my name is Myrtle
From the lavatory

A book got thrown at my face
I was so sad and disgraced
But you came and talked me
And now I’m OK

Years later you needed aid
The golden egg was a pain
You couldn’t figure it out
So you came my way

Livin’ by the toilet
Notice the plumbing’s broken
The sink’s over flowin’
That basilisk was really scary

I haven’t seen you
So what gives Harry?
You know that I’ve been
In the lavatory

And all the other boys
Like Cedric Diggory
Are Dumb and Dumber
They’re no Harry Potter

And now I spend all of my time
In the u-bend
In the u-bend
In the u-bend

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from Greatest Hits, released July 16, 2013

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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