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This is about how Harry used the Marauders Map to sneak around Hogwarts, specifically how he sneaked out of the castle to go to Hogsmeade.

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I wish I had a trolley-load of Bertie Botts,

I wish I had some chocolate frogs and acid pops,

I wish I had a mug full of butterbeer

I wish I could just spend some time with my gang


I was told to go Hogsmeade I needed a slip signed
I ticked my uncle off, and now I’m in a bind

My name’s Harry P and my family stinks

My name’s Harry P and my family stinks


I got no slip signed, that means no Hogsmeade
But Marauders came and showed me a way to sneak out
I got no slip signed, that means no Hogsmeade
But Marauders came and showed me a way to sneak out

I’ll sneak out

I need a certain spell to chill with Hermione & Ron
A secret passage opens with just a wave of my wand
Marauder’s Map, I’m down with it, can’t believe I found it
It’s a treasure I’m astounded, and who’d I get it from?

The Weasley brothers, ‘cuz they already know
Below the stones all the corridors that they can roam
And though this map is old and rather tattered
I see passageways to hide from Snape and that’s what really matters

My name’s Harry P and my family stinks
My name’s Harry P and my family stinks


I got no slip signed, that means no Hogsmeade
But Marauders came and showed me a way to sneak out
I got no slip signed, that means no Hogsmeade
But Marauders came and showed me a way to sneak out

Thanks to George & Fred, I can sneak off far away
I can give them all the slip so I wouldn’t have to stay
Got get my cloak, gotta get my sack of money
Creepin’ to the Duke of Honey

I got no slip signed, that means no Hogsmeade
But Marauders came and showed me a way to sneak out
I got no slip signed, that means no Hogsmeade
But Marauders came and showed me a way to sneak out

Thanks to George & Fred, I can sneak off far away
I can give them all the slip so I wouldn’t have to stay
Got get my cloak, gotta get my sack of money
Creepin’ to the Duke of Honey

Thanks to George & Fred, I can sneak off far away
I can give them all the slip so I wouldn’t have to stay
Got get my cloak, gotta get my sack of money
Creepin’ to the Duke of Honey

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from Fantastic Beats and Where to Hear Them, released July 1, 2016

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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