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Ron's Woeful Christmas (The Sweater Song)

from Greatest Hits by The 8th Horcrux

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This track is about how much Ron hates his Christmas sweaters. Also of note, this is the first Weezer parody featured on the album. We recorded this song during Christmas of '09, and it was the first song we recorded for the album. We had a lot of fun faking the (terrible) British accents during the spoken interludes.

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I'm me
Weasley
My gift
Is a rip
It's no joke
It's no cloak
Oh why
I might die

How I want to destroy this sweater! (Wo-o-o)
I hate maroon, this "R" is lame

At Yuletide
I confide
I'm jealous
Inside
My present
Is real dumb
No wonder
I'm so glum

How I want to destroy this sweater! (Wo-o-o)
I hate maroon, this "R" is lame
I hate this sweater, I'd rather go naked
Harry got a cloak! This isn't fair...

How I want to destroy this sweater! (Wo-o-o)
I hate maroon, this "R" is lame (This "R" is lame!)
I hate this sweater, I'd rather go naked
Harry got a cloak! This isn't fair...

How I want to destroy this sweater! (Wo-o-o)
I hate maroon, this "R" is lame (This "R" is lame!)
I hate this sweater, I'd rather go naked
Harry got a cloak! This isn't fair...

Wo oo oo
Wo oo oo
Wo oo oo
Wo oo oo

Wo oo oo
Wo oo oo
Wo oo oo
Wo oo oo

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from Greatest Hits, released July 16, 2013

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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