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Oh No! (Voldemort's Back)

from Fantastic Beats and Where to Hear Them by The 8th Horcrux

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A parody to one of the most annoying pop songs of the last few years. It's basically a summary of the fifth Harry Potter book.

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Oh no, Voldemort's back
The Minister for Magic’s having a wack attack
What are we all gonna do-do-do-do

It's been one messed up year, here at Hogwarts School
The Dark Lord's back, and Fudge is a fool
Hold up, he really thinks that Harry Potter lied
But if he won't listen, he'll probably die

It seems that, oh, Harry's not very happy with the law, is he?
It's scary what Umbridge thinks she can do!

But oh no, Voldemort's back
The Minister for Magic’s having a wack attack
What are we all gonna do?
If we don't know, I think that we're through

There's no better man than Dumbledore
So why's the Ministry choosing to ignore
Everything he's had to say
I’ll blame it on magic bureaucracy

It seems that, oh, Harry's not merry, in fact he's quite very wary
Of all the ed decrees Umbridge forced through

But oh no, Dumbledore's gone
Umbridge is the one they put in charge
Oh great, just to our luck
Fred and George have gone and run amok
Oh, oh, we're all in a rage
Now it's clear that Umbridge is depraved
We got to bid her adieu
If she stays, I think that we're screwed

Oh, I'm sure you, sure you think you'll be just fine
But oh, I assure you, assure you, Voldemort's not nice

But oh no, Voldemort's nigh
The Minister for Magic can't deny
It looks like Harry was right
But that doesn’t make me feel super great
No, Voldemort's back
And we all better brace for an attack
What are we all gonna do?
If we don't know, I think that we're screwed

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from Fantastic Beats and Where to Hear Them, released July 1, 2016

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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