I woke up this morning, and something was amiss
Flame Princess was getting miffed
She force-fed me some soup she had made
And then turned an auburn shade

Next thing I knew, Bubblegum was my wife
Something about this didn't seem right
Then Peppermint Butler said
I gotta break the worm…

Lady Rainicorn has two mouths
The earth's flipped and the sky is now on the ground

King Worm, King Worm
What you doing with me?
You're in my dreamscape, let me be!
King Worm, King Worm
No worms on the bed!
If you don't listen, I will puncha you dead

Jake and I concluded we were trapped in a dream
It was all part of some wormy scheme
Soon we saw the Ice King, who was under attack
From a giant mutant Gunter: "wenk wenk wenk"

We saw our dad and he was knitting some yarn
That's no yarn, it was the Worm!
And while we were climbing up high
It started raining LSPs...

We broke the worm and then we were free
It turns out King Worm was just tricking me

King Worm, King Worm
We are on the chase
If we find you we will smash your face
King Worm, King Worm
You're one evil dude
I'm gonna grunk up my dreams just for you

The only way that I can end this fight
Is to shatter my dreams with a fright
King Worm, you're one sick freak
I can't be caught in your nocturnal trickery

King Worm, King Worm
What you doing to me?
You're in my dreamscape, let me be!
King Worm, King Worm
Get outta my house
I spanked your hams, you dirty louse

King Worm, King Worm
That's right: you better run
If you don't, then I will puncha yo' buns
King Worm, King Worm
Why you messing with me?
It doesn't matter, 'cuz now I'm free