Hello. My name is Simon Petrikov. I'm recording this tape so that people will know my story...

Snow falls from the window
Ice falls to the ground
Thoughts race like a blizzard
All tied to the crown

Who am I? Where did I go?
What's with the tears? What's with the snow?
The crown whispers, it drives me insane
Why can't I just remember my name

I'm the king of snow and ice
Got my penguins by my side
Don't know where I'm meant to go
Don't know where I'm supposed to hide
I've been trapped up in my mind
Now I can't escape my fate
I'm the king of snow and ice
I'm the king of snow and ice

A girl cries in the ruins
A girl cries out of dread
A man comes to her rescue
But that man is dead

What happened? Why am I chained?
Bound to a realm that is flowing with pain?
The crown whispers, its driving me mad
Why can't I keep control of my head

I'm the king of snow and ice
Got my penguins by my side
Having friends would be nice
Wish I could find a willing bride
I've been trapped up in my mind
Now I can't escape my fate
I'm the king of snow and ice
I'm the king of snow and ice

I lost Betty
I lost Marceline
I lost myself
In a labyrinth of grief

I'll keep searching
I'll find a way
This magic spell
Will be broken one day

I'm the king of snow and ice
Got my penguins by my side
Getting presents would be nice
Wish people wouldn't run and hide
I've been trapped up in my mind
Now I can't escape my fate
I'm the king of snow and ice
I'm the king of woe and ice