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A spoof of an 80's classic about when Harry, Ron, and Hermione had to spend detention with Draco in the Forbidden Forest.

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Little Norbert now the time has come
Charlie Weasley is the only one to take you away
We're sneaking out under a cloak that hides
The three of us walk through the Halls at night
Oh crap
We're trapped

McGonagall
Caught us in the night
Detention sounds about right
We're in the woods tonight

Hagrid says something is running wild
Killing unicorns—that's really vile to me
Sissy Malfoy's throwing quite a fuss
Scared and whining like a little wuss
We see something

It's Voldemort!
He's roaming free tonight
Snacking on unicorn bites
I soiled my robes tonight

Dumbledore
Needs to know what we found!
What do you mean he's out of town?
That's kind of inconvenient right now...

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from Fantastic Beats and Where to Hear Them, released July 1, 2016

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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