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If you select this option, you will get a download of our "Greatest Hits" album, and we'll ship you a physical copy of our newest CD "Fantastic Beats and Where to Hear Them", along with a physical copy of our "Greatest Hits" CD!
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This track is a loving ode to Hogwarts, as told from Harry's point of view. Listen carefully, and you might hear a cameo by Dumbledore! When we started recording the album, we realized that we needed a good rap parody to hook younger members of our audience. The chorus had already been written when we released "Potterwatch!" so we resurrected the song and wrote a new rap.
lyrics
I'm good right now, man
I ain't the Dark Lord...
If you have a wand
Would you please put it in the air?
Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...
I wanna stay at Hogwarts if ya know what I mean
Eat chocolate frogs and booger flavored beans
After Quidditch Games, on Friday Nights
I can get butterbeer a sickle-a-pint
So let's hit the pitch, I'll grab the snitch
The name's Harry P, did you know that?
I am champion at wizard chess
Knight to E-5; I can beat the best
Ron's got a mouse, Gryffindor's my house
I love my education, but screw divination
Time isn't wasted, when evil is wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is
Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...
I love Hogwarts, ay!
I love Quidditch, ay!
I love witches, ay!
Man, I love Hogwarts
Now if everybody would please
Raise their goblet as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me
First Year! First Year!
First Year! First Year!
Do something' wicked! Do something' wicked!
Do something' wicked! Do something' wicked!
Eat Slugs! Eat Slugs!
Eat Slugs! Eat Slugs!
First Year! First Year!
First Year! First Year!
Fought Voldie last night...
(Man I love Hogwarts...)
Fought Voldie last night...
(I love it!)
Fought Voldie last night...
That dude is crazy, some one should tase him
I fought my face off, now it's time for some relaxation
Butterbeer bought from Hogsmede...
But my good friends is all I need
Look in the Penseive...
Who the Heck is Bem?
Fight Dementors...
Then do it again...
Do I really have to pass my O.W.L's
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life?
Nuclear Bubble Wrap started out as a quirky comedy band and has quickly evolved into one of the most experimental, fun bands out there. Give 'em a listen! The 8th Horcrux
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020