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In this song, Trina plays the part of Nicki Minaj/Hermione and Paul plays the part of Harry/Drake. This track was one of the last written for the album. Initially, Trina didn't like the idea of a Nicki Minaj parody and Paul thought the raps might sound silly, but after it was recorded, it became one of the band's favorite songs.
lyrics
We used to fly with the kids in the pitch
But now it ain’t about no snitch
We wish Dumbledore was alive
‘Cuz right now we’re fighting to survive
We runnin’ ‘round England in Muggle attire
To fight Voldie’s fire and his evil empire
We got to stop him dead ‘cuz he is a live wire
We doin’ this fo’ Cedric ‘cuz now he’s a vampire
It’s six horcruxes we seek
It’s six horcruxes whose power we want to break
It’s six horcruxes I think
Dumbledore already broke the ring
And now we got to find a bloody crown, yes
Being a hero I’m stressed, yes
Boo for the loser named Ron, bye
Hope he don’t meet an end like “Firefly,” sigh
Nagini chased me, teleport to safety, 12 Grimmauld Place
Dot dot dot, we going crazy
Yeah, I’m muggle born, Voldemort couldn’t chain me
Shout out to “Def Eaters,” sorry that you couldn’t taze me
Ain’t being haughty, we misunderstood
Best believe that all the while we working for the Greater Good, Imperio!
This night just goes to show
Everything we’ve been striving fo’
Now ge-ge-ge-ge-get your wands out
Time to fight evil off and watch Ron pout
We’ve already tried everything we could think of
But killin’ Voldie is what we on the brink of
I wish that I could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… tonight
And while we’re looking, Voldemort’s still alive… alive… alive
I wish that we could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… (Got to find this horcrux) tonight… (Got to find this horcrux)
This is our moment, I just hope we don’t die… don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux) don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux)
Uhh, when I tell my friends
Run, run, run faster let’s hide in the city
Death Eaters be on my tail ‘cuz you know I’m H-Piddy
Using Polyjuice, we’ll infiltrate the Ministry
Dodging all the guards, oh crap, the Muggle-Born Committee
Shout out to a muggle band, “This Is Such a Pity”
“Magic is Might,” blech, how terribly witty
Aww, where is the locket, it’s drivin’ me mental
We’re trapped here with rainin’ offices and flying memos
Found Umbridge, she wasn’t alone
About 100 dementors, dang it got cold
And so we grabbed the locket, it was time to roll
Weasley really wanted out, but he didn’t go home yet
Yeah, be very afraid, Muggle-borns and traitors getting’ carried away
Ron thinks me and Hermione getting’ married today
Oh wait, here comes a Patronus to show us the way
Ooh, I see a snatcher with my eye
Dang, we got captured and nearly died
Showdown at the Malfoy Manor, humongous fight
I can’t believe we really made it and I’m partly surprised, I swear
This is the best scene in the book
I swear these stunts are as hard as they look
I’m really trying to figure out this whole deal
Because of course its in your head, but why’s that make it not real?
I wish that I could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… tonight
And while we’re looking, Voldemort’s still alive… alive… alive
I wish that we could find these horcruxes tonight… tonight… (Got to find this horcrux) tonight… (Got to find this horcrux)
This is our moment, I just hope we don’t die… don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux) don’t die… (Got to find this horcrux)
Nuclear Bubble Wrap started out as a quirky comedy band and has quickly evolved into one of the most experimental, fun bands out there. Give 'em a listen! The 8th Horcrux
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
