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Crabbe and Goyle

from Greatest Hits by The 8th Horcrux

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This track was sorta-kinda written almost two years ago. The first few lines and a good chunk of the chorus were written by Ally, a friend of ours. We never got a round to finishing it... until now! It's basically a summation of "Chamber of Secrets."

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What’s with these people turning to stone?
What’s up with Malfoy’s dad?
Why is a house elf out for my life?
Was it something I said?

Woo-hoo, a snake is free
Woo-hoo, I don't want to die
Woo-hoo, Don't look into its eyes

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Riddle's out to kill, now we got to stop his big snake
He took out Filch's cat

Now the whole school fears, I'm Slytherin's heir
They think I'm one evil dude
My tongue might be hissy, but my eyes sure ain't slits.
So what if it's Parseltongue?

Woo-hoo, here's a diary...
Woo-hoo, Who's this Riddle guy?
Woo-hoo, Is Hagrid a bad guy?

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Riddle's out to kill, now we got to stop his big snake
I mean, he took out Filch's cat!
Who goes and does that?

The broken sink’s the Chamber’s door
There’s a big snake down, get down on the floor
Oh no, oh my word
Fawkes the bird brought me a sword
I can fight and I can stab
What’s the matter Riddle, you feelin’ mad?
What’s the matter, what’s the matter, what’s the matter Tom?
If I stab this book you will be gone

Oo-wee-oo, we look just like Crabbe and Goyle
Oh oh, and Hermione has a tail
Turns out Voldemort has a fetish for big snakes
I don't care for that
I don't care for that
What would Freud have to say 'bout that?
Hermione's still a cat

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from Greatest Hits, released July 16, 2013

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The 8th Horcrux is a wizard rock band that specializes in Harry Potter-inspired tunes... with a familiar twist.

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