Potterwatch!
by The 8th Horcrux
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Ginny, Are You OK?
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I'm on a Broom
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Death Eaters
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Join S.P.E.W.
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Potions Wizard
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Witch
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Ode to Ginny
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The Deathly Hallows
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The Battle of Hogwarts
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Viktor Krum
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about
The first album from The 8th Horcrux.
The 8th Horcrux, formed by Paul Thomas and Trina Sieg, began working on their debut recording in the summer of 2009. After a few months, the band whittled their ideas to several key parodies, including spoofs of The Lonely Island, Flobots, Meredith Brooks, My Chemical Romance, The Beatles, blink-182, Bowling for Soup, Alien Ant Farm, The Who, Green Day. In the final stages of recording, the Green Day parody ("The Chosen One" a parody of "Know Your Enemy") and the blink-182 parody ("The Yule Ball" a parody of "The Rock Show") were shelved for the bands second album. Several other parodies were added, including a Gym Class Heroes parody and a Bloodhound Gang parody.
On October 22, the band released their debut album, Potterwatch!. The album was a surprise hit. The band had pressed 100 copies, and within three weeks, almost every copy was sold. The band received praise from many of the students of Ottawa High School and was even featured in the schools newspaper.
The first pressing of the album featured sound-bytes from the actual Harry Potter movies. The second pressing removed the Harry Potter sound-bytes. In addition, the album was remastered and various songs were re-edited, re-recorded, and re-mixed. Most notably, piano was added to "Join SPEW," and "Ginny, Are You OK?," "I'm On a Broom," "Death Eaters," and "The Battle of Hogwarts" were remasted to increase over-all volume, synsethized music, vocals, and guitars respectively.
All music copyrighted by original publishers, claimed under fair use; new lyrics by P. Thomas and K. Sieg
*Track 1 is a parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
*Track 2 is a parody of "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island
*Track 3 is a parody of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance
*Track 4 is a parody of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles
*Track 5 is a parody of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who
*Track 6 is a parody of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
*Track 7 is a parody of "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes
*Track 8 is a parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots
*Track 9 is a parody of "Fire, Water, Burn" by The Bloodhound Gang
*Track 10 is a parody of "F--- and Run" by Liz Phair
The 8th Horcrux, formed by Paul Thomas and Trina Sieg, began working on their debut recording in the summer of 2009. After a few months, the band whittled their ideas to several key parodies, including spoofs of The Lonely Island, Flobots, Meredith Brooks, My Chemical Romance, The Beatles, blink-182, Bowling for Soup, Alien Ant Farm, The Who, Green Day. In the final stages of recording, the Green Day parody ("The Chosen One" a parody of "Know Your Enemy") and the blink-182 parody ("The Yule Ball" a parody of "The Rock Show") were shelved for the bands second album. Several other parodies were added, including a Gym Class Heroes parody and a Bloodhound Gang parody.
On October 22, the band released their debut album, Potterwatch!. The album was a surprise hit. The band had pressed 100 copies, and within three weeks, almost every copy was sold. The band received praise from many of the students of Ottawa High School and was even featured in the schools newspaper.
The first pressing of the album featured sound-bytes from the actual Harry Potter movies. The second pressing removed the Harry Potter sound-bytes. In addition, the album was remastered and various songs were re-edited, re-recorded, and re-mixed. Most notably, piano was added to "Join SPEW," and "Ginny, Are You OK?," "I'm On a Broom," "Death Eaters," and "The Battle of Hogwarts" were remasted to increase over-all volume, synsethized music, vocals, and guitars respectively.
All music copyrighted by original publishers, claimed under fair use; new lyrics by P. Thomas and K. Sieg
*Track 1 is a parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Alien Ant Farm
*Track 2 is a parody of "I'm On a Boat" by The Lonely Island
*Track 3 is a parody of "Teenagers" by My Chemical Romance
*Track 4 is a parody of "Hey Jude" by The Beatles
*Track 5 is a parody of "Pinball Wizard" by The Who
*Track 6 is a parody of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks
*Track 7 is a parody of "Cupid's Chokehold" by Gym Class Heroes
*Track 8 is a parody of "Handlebars" by Flobots
*Track 9 is a parody of "Fire, Water, Burn" by The Bloodhound Gang
*Track 10 is a parody of "F--- and Run" by Liz Phair
credits
released 22 October 2009
Trina Sieg: Lead Guitar, Lead Vocals, Lyrics
Paul Thomas: Rhythm Guitar, Lead Vocals, Lyrics, Programming
Legal Note: In 1994, the Supreme Court ruled unanimously that parodies are protected under the fair use doctrine in the landmark case Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. 510 U.S. 569 (1994). As such, all of the parodies that The 8th Horcrux has released are claimed under this fair use doctrine. In addition, this music has not been prepared, approved, or liscensed by any person or entity that created, published, or produced the Harry Potter books or related properties. Our songs are meant as satire, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Trina Sieg: Lead Guitar, Lead Vocals, Lyrics
Paul Thomas: Rhythm Guitar, Lead Vocals, Lyrics, Programming
Legal Note: In 1994, the Supreme Court ruled unanimously that parodies are protected under the fair use doctrine in the landmark case Campbell v. Acuff-Rose Music, Inc. 510 U.S. 569 (1994). As such, all of the parodies that The 8th Horcrux has released are claimed under this fair use doctrine. In addition, this music has not been prepared, approved, or liscensed by any person or entity that created, published, or produced the Harry Potter books or related properties. Our songs are meant as satire, and no copyright infringement is intended.
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- Track Name: Ginny, Are You OK?
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In Diagon Alley, we saw Malfoy with his daddy
He gave you a journal; was a Horcrux and infernal
You took it without question
You were put under possession
So you threw it in the bathroom
Where I found it
It was our doom
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK?
Can you tell us that you're OK
You did it at your own risk
Riddle's left you to the basilisk, Ginny
Your mind he betrayed
You put the bloodstains on the palisade
You tossed the diary in the bathroom
Where I found it
It was our doom...
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
You've been tricked by... You've been used by...
Tom Riddle
Me and Ron found the chamber
We took Lockhart
Minus Granger
I fought a huge serpent
Nearly killed me
In the engagement
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
Ginny are you OK?
Can you tell us that you're OK
You did it at your own risk
Riddle's left you to the basilisk, Ginny
Your mind he betrayed
You put the bloodstains on the palisade
You tossed the diary in the bathroom
Where I found it
It was our doom...
Ginny are you OK? Are you OK? Are you OK Ginny?
You've been tricked by... You've been used by...
Tom Riddle - Track Name: I'm on a Broom
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(Harryyyy) Aww SNAP!
Get your brooms ready it's about to go down (Harry, yeah)
Everybody in the place watch their frickin' neck (Harry, yeah)
But stay on your muggle-lovin' toes
We flyin' now, let's go
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin' on a broom (ridin' on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom
Take a good hard look at the muggle-lovin' broom (broom, yeah)
I'm on a broom muggle-lover take a look at me
Straight flyin' on my broom just like a banshee
I'm a seeker, yeah, give me lots of room
You can't stop me muggle-lover cause I'm on a broom
Grab the snitch trick, I'm on a broom, witch
We takin' butterbeer shots, cause they are so crisp (crisp)
I got my wand here, and my felix felicis
I'm flippin' circles; dodgin' bludger that'll break me to pieces
I used to own a Nimbus it did flips and tricks
A tree was thrashin'; sadly, it was beyond my fix
I got a Firebolt now, and it's as real as it gets
I'm on a broom muggle-lover, don't you ever forget
I'm on a broom and, it's goin' fast and
I got some crimson and gold Quidditch robes, man
I'm the king of the sky, on a broom like Krum
If you up in the stands, then you'z a bum...
(Oh yeah, this broom is real!)
Screw land, I'm on a broom, muggle-lover (muggle-lover)
Screw seats, I'm on a broom, muggle-lover (muggle-lover)
I'm in the sky with my boys, muggle-lover (yeah)
Flyin' is a big joy, muggle-lover
Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide, you would be so proud (be so proud)
Gonna fly this broom to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
I'm Harry Potter; anything is possible
Yeah, never thought I'd be on a broom
It's a nice, fast, racing broom (yeah)
Ohhhhh!! Look at me, oh (everyone to the Quidditch pitch)
Never thought that I'd see the day
When a Firebolt comin' my way
Believe me when I say, I rock at Quidditch
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin' on a broom (ridin' on a broom)
I'm on a broom (I'm on a broom)
I'm on a broom
Take a good hard look at the muggle-lovin' broom (broom, yeah)
Whoahhh
Ha-Ha-Harry... Harry
Yeah yeah yeahhh - Track Name: Death Eaters
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When I first woke up
After the Quidditch World Cup
Well, I was filled with excitement and glee
The feelings gone from my face
Oh, get me out of this place
'Cuz there are men going on a torture spree
Their faces are covered by masks
And they are posed to attack
You better believe that they're ready to scare...
You better run far away
And double check that you're safe
Lest you'll be dangled by your feet in the air
I tell ya...
Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Mudbloods will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!
The boys and girls in my tent
Wanted to leave the event
So we ran into the forest to hide
But then we saw a strange man
He had my wand in his had
And then the Dark Mark appeared in the sky
Avada Kedavra!
Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Mudbloods will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!
Altogether now!
Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Mudbloods will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me!
Death Eaters scare the nargles straight offa me
They could care less as long as Mudbloods will bleed
They're in the blackest of robes
And a demonic repose
Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me! - Track Name: Join S.P.E.W.
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Join SPEW and knit a hat
Give to a lowly house elf
Remember, they cook and clean just for you
Just imagine what you could do
Join SPEW, don't hesitate
We'll provide you with a button
Remember to let them in to your heart
Now you can start
To make their life better
Better
Better
Better
Better
Better
Yeah!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Na Na Na Na, Join SPEW - Track Name: Potions Wizard
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Ever since I was at Hogwarts
I've sucked at potions class
But under Slughorn's guidance
I though that might pass
But then one day while browsing
Through a book of potion spells
I met this Half-Blood Prince bloke
And he knows his potions spells
With Severus Snape as teacher
I couldn't brew a thing
But now I'm the Cauldron Master
With the Prince under my wing
All the class is jealous
At Potions I excel
This Half-Blood Prince bloke
Sure knows his potion spells
He's a potion wizard
There's got to be a twist
A potion wizard
Have you seen his spell list?
How do you think he does it?
What makes him so good?
Hermione's really jealous
She doesn't trust my book
I know it's just her anger
'Cuz I'm the better cook
She's said she'll turn me in
I hope she doesn't tell
This Half-Blood Prince bloke
Sure knows his potion spells
I guess it's not me
I'm just as bad as they get
It's this Half-Blood Prince
He's Good... I'll admit
While flipping through my textbook
I spied a curious phrase
'Sectumsempra' beckoned
It set my wand ablaze
I tested it on Malfoy
I swear it gave him Hell
Sheesh, This Half-Blood Prince bloke
Sure knows his magic spells - Track Name: Witch
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I'm having a bad day
Ron is nice to me
Normally, but not today...
Tried to tell him but he looks at me like maybe I'm a Veela underneath
Beautiful and sweet
Yesterday I cried
You didn’t care 'cuz Lavender was by your side
Can't you understand why I am so confused
I'm hurt because of you
Looking back on everything
I should have stayed with Krum
I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves just want cuddles
Used a Time Turner 3rd year
And I still got straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway
So take me as I am
Is my jealousy part of your master plan?
You’re there snoggin’ her like you’ve been Imperiused
From behind a book I’ll see...
But tomorrow when she's gone
Weasley again will be my king
I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves, just want cuddles
Used a Time Turner 3rd year
And I still got striaght A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you can’t say my name any other way
Just when you think you're gonna ask me out
You're mind is already changing...
I think it's cruel that you do what you do
Please don't talk to me...
I'm a witch, born from muggles
I think elves just want cuddles
Used a Time Turner 3rd year
And I still got straight A's
I'm your friend... your enemy...
I'm everything in between
You know you'll end up falling for me anyway
I’m a witch, my hair’s teased
I cast a spell ‘n’ put frizz at ease
Ron Weasley hurt me and suffered
All around him birds have hovered
I've been numbed and petrified
A mandrake saved my life
and Ron will end up falling for me anyway
Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo...
Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo...
Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo, Ooo-ooo... - Track Name: Ode to Ginny
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Avada-Keda... Avada-Keda... Avada-Keda-Avada-Keda-Avada-Keda...
Take a look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend!)
She's the only one I got (Avada-Kedavra!)
The sister of my best friend (Best Friend!)
I hope we can get along (Avada-Keda... Avada-Kedavra!)
It's been a chore just to tell...
And this might sound like a bad spell
But Ron I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend...
And there's onle one I want hold
But Ginny's love is pure gold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Ron, can I have please have your blessin'?
She's go a potion when my scar aches
And spellotape when my wand breaks...
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is
And I know it's not a mistake
'Cuz she calls me her "Little Mandrake"
I know I'm young but if I had to choose her or a snitch
I'd be one broom-less son of a witch
(Avada-Keda... Avada-Kedavra!)
Take a look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend!)
She's the only one I got (Avada-Kedavra!)
The sister of my best friend (Best Friend!)
I hope we can get along (Avada-Keda... Avada-Kedavra!)
Take a look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend!)
She's the only one I got (Avada-Kedavra!)
The sister of my best friend (Best Friend!)
I hope we can get along (Avada-Keda... Avada-Kedavra!)
She's got a smile that would make the most vile
Death Eater bite his tongue
I'm not done
She's got eyes that epitomize
Her beauty, but it doesn't stop there
Man I swear
She's my little Puffskein: of course she's a ten!
And now she's even got her own song
But movin' on
She's got the cutest laugh I ever heard
And we could play Quidditch for three hours
Not sayin' one word
And I would still cherish every moment
And when I brew a love potion she's my main component
Call it dumb, call it luck, call it love, or whatever call her...
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my cauldron...
Take a look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend!)
She's the only one I got (Avada-Kedavra!)
The sister of my best friend (Best Friend!)
I hope we can get along (Avada-Keda... Avada-Kedavra!)
Take a look at my girlfriend (Girlfriend!)
She's the only one I got (Avada-Kedavra!)
The sister of my best friend (Best Friend!)
I hope we can get along (Avada-Keda... Avada-Kedavra!) - Track Name: The Deathly Hallows
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I can rule the world with the elder wand...
With the elder wand...
With the elder wand...
I can rule the world with the elder wand...
With the elder wand...
With the elder wand...
Look at me, look at me
wand in the air like it's good to be
Be warned! I'm a evil wizard
Neverless! My path is all crookedy
I can show you how to split your soul
I am your master for the record
I can place you under my control
And under my magic we're bound together
My lineage is very dim
My early years were very grim
I knew I was special, just look at me now!
And I'm proud to be a Syltherin!
I, by myself, made a horcrux
Can't find that knowledge in any book
And guess how long it took?
I can do anything that I want 'cuz, look
I can raise the dead with an ancient stone...
With an ancient stone...
With an ancient stone...
I can raise the dead with an ancient stone...
With an ancient stone...
With an ancient stone...
Look at me
Look at me
Killing and I won't stop!
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My power secure
My cause is noble
My blood is pure
I'll kill an auror without hesitation
Or let it die in desperation
Have'em all cut with a laceration
Have'em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to Azkaban
Just because I don't like'em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command
I can attack Hogwarts in the dead of night
In the dead of night
In the dead of night
And I can kill Harry with an evil curse!
With an evil curse!
With an evil curse!
Cuz I stored my split soul in a Horcrux!
In a horcrux!
In a horcrux!
In a horcrux!
In a horcrux!
In a horcrux!
I can hide from death in my hidden cloak...
In my hidden cloak...
In my hidden cloak...
I can hide from death in my hidden cloak...
In my hidden cloak...
In my hidden cloak... - Track Name: The Battle of Hogwarts
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The room... The room... The room is on fire
The room... The room... The room is on fire
The room... The room... The room is on fire
Better get some water, put the fiendfyre out...
Burn, fiendfyre... BURN!
Hello... My name is Harry P and I'm a young wizard
I left Hogwarts School to be real cool and fight a human lizard
I don't know, oh no... My gang be runnin' by runnin'
Death Eaters after us 'cuz I'm fly
I can take the heat 'cuz I can't be beat
Believe me, Voldie's tried...
I'm not good at divination
Sadly lack the inner eye
But if you're down in Knockturn Alley, I will stick it where the sun don't shine
I really am my father's son; always shielding my own ego,
I enjoy a noble fight, but I've been known to scream "Protego"...
The room... The room... The room is on fire
The room... The room... The room is on fire
The room... The room... The room is on fire
Better get some water, put the fiendfyre out...
Burn, fiendfyre... BURN!
My horcrux hunting, Voldie bashing takes a lot of practice
I'm not lame like Severus Snape
No I am cool like Sirius Black is
The cup is 5
And the diadem's 6
Then that must make me 7...
Now I'm naked with Dumbledore in Heaven
Now I'm back from the dead; let's cut off Nagini's head
We'll win the fight with RAB, Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, and Tonks' help
And Severus Snape, Hagrid, mandrakes and Peeves, the Hogwarts Poltergeist
And the author, yeah, JK Rowling, 'cuz she's the anti-christ...
The room... The room... The room is on fire
The room... The room... The room is on fire
The room... The room... The room is on fire
Better get some water, put the fiendfyre out...
Burn, fiendfyre... BURN! - Track Name: Viktor Krum
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Woke up to Ron
Why the hell am I at the Buroow
Do we have to de-gnome the lawn
Yet almost immediately I thougt of Harry
And I never thought that would happen again
Hopefully I'm good at Occulmency
I don't think that would happen again
With or without my best intentions
Whatever happend to that Bulgarian?
The kind of guy who tries to win you over
Whatever happend to that Bulgarian?
The kind of guy who catches snitches 'cuz he's in it
But...
Harry is my best friend
Ron is my best friend
And I don't want that stupid stale stuff
Sending letters through owls
You've got hair that's bright red
Just like that chick from that muggle band (Hayley Williams!)
Fleur Delacour in your head
Yet almost immediately, I thougt of Harry
'Cuz I didn't think that would happen again
Hopefully I'm good at Occulmency
I didn't think this would happen again
With or without my best intentions
Harry is my best friend
Ron is my best friend
And I don't want that stupid stale stuff
Sending letters through owls
Skelegrew regrew his bones
And Ron fought a tank of brains all alone
Forget Krum
Viktor Krum
That Bulgarian quidditch star
Viktor Krum
Viktor Krum
What was I thinking in?
I can feel it in my robes
And I don't want to be all alone
I love Ron
I love Ron
Told him when I was 17
I love Ron
I love Ron
Even when I was 12
Ron is my best friend
Ron is my best friend
Let's spend our whole lives together
Saving the house elves
Saving the house elves
